Posted in Non-Food

RAW MEAT KANGEROO POCKET HOODIE

Believe it or not, this is an animal-free product. Polyester. It was advertised in my yahoo mail. Don’t know how my profiles would suggest to any advertiser that I would buy a RAW MEAT KANGEROO POCKET HOODIE, but that’s the problem when everything is automated. Only $14.18.

“Make You Stand out in the Crowd” it says.

I’ll bet it would. It’s probably not a good idea to wear something like this in Cleveland. The Homeless Hustlers might mistake me for steak.

“Gamiss is a leading international online fashion clothing store.”

I don’t have a category for offensive fashion, but this certainly fits the category.

They say the hoodie is skin-friendly, whatever that means.

At least it’s not the real animal, like the dresses Lady Gaga wore made out of real steaks.






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